FIONA

Shit. What nice things can I say about this chick? Hhmmm let me think.......still thinking. Ya know, she SEEMED really nice. She came down to shoot with me really late one night. She was supposed to show up around 6:00pm but she called with transportation problems and said she'd be late (like 9:00pm) and asked if I would give her a ride home. I told her I'd rather shoot the following morning. She said "tonight" was really the only time she could get there. I agreed.

She showed up. She was tired. I was tired. She didn't have the cheeriest attitude. After the shoot she asked a lot of questions about the money. "Is it cash or check?" "Will I be able to cash it at my bank?" "Have models ever had problems cashing your checks?" yada yada yada. I don't mind models asking questions about ANYTHING, especially the money - but I was getting the third degree (on top of being her chauffeur).

I drove her home late that night. At this point she seemed totally cool. We chatted about POT amongst other things. She actually was just really nice.

Then the next day I checked my voice mail. She had left me two really NASTY phone messages. Apparently, for some fucking stupid reason SHE couldn't get her check cashed. Who the fuck knows why. My signature wasn't exactly the same as on file with the bank or something. Whatever the reason was, it WASN'T MY FAULT. Yet she ranted stuff like, "I hope I don't have to do something I'll regret!" Huh? What's she gonna do - kick my ass?.

I called her back and said, "the check's fine, go back to the bank as soon as you can and retry". I didn't hear from her again. So I'm assuming either she got her CASH or she's still looking for a ride to my house to kick my ass.


- Matt