JUBILEE

Here's what I'd like to do to this girl: Spank her little heiny until it's blistering red! a ha ha ha

Jesus. This girl needs a dose of humility & maturity.

Where did she come from? Fuck. I don't know. All I know is that she supposedly did a few shoots for the magazines about 3 years ago then disappeared. Now she's back - with a vengeance. I was about to snap the first photo when she stopped me and said, "before we start shooting we need to lay down the limits of what I do and don't do" (I thought we did this BEFORE I hired her). I'm like, "huh?, OK". Then she proceeded to rattle off a list of do's and don'ts that went by so fast I didn't even know what they were. I said "OK" (who's hiring who?). Then she said, "don't worry, the camera LOVES me". YUK.

When I tried to direct her, she just started catapulting herself into different twisted positions: "How's this?", "and this?", "Oh and here's a good one!" She was like some erotic porno gymnast on speed. I just sort of snapped in reactive mode, trying to get her before she went to the next stretch. When I would actually get her to stop for a specific pose I would ask her to hold it for 2 shots to make sure I got it, but she would move after the first shot EVERY TIME. Way frustrating.

Now we come to the issue of HUSBANDS/BOYFRIENDS on photo shoots. Have I talked about this issue before? Jubilee brought her husband. This is one of HER criteria for shoots. Husband must come to sets with her. A few years ago I didn't mind this...then again models rarely brought their guys. NOW if a model wants to bring her significant other? SUCK MY FUCKING DICK. Am I clear enough about this? At one point I had to WAIT between shots because she was going through "kiss withdrawals", so hubby had to come over and smooch her while I waited. This is on MY TIME and MY DOLLAR.

NOW. I have some advice for MODELS which I think photographers should hear:

If you feel you have to bring your guy with you on photo shoots - then you shouldn't being doing this shit in the first place, and you should just get out of the business. Why? Because it's just a DISTRACTION, it's ANNOYING, it fucks up the CHEMISTRY between you and the photographer...among other things. The ONLY issue is if it's a matter of your SAFETY (new unknown photographer - no references etc). Then it's understandable. But to tell professional photographers who have shot hundreds of models and have great reputations that you REQUIRE your BF or husband to be there is not only unprofessional, it's LAUGHABLE.

On the bright side. This chick is GORGEOUS and a good poser. A little skinny, but fucking beautiful. By the way, there is nothing wrong with her husband. He is a perfectly nice guy. I just don't wanna wait between shots so they can make out :)

Enjoy. She's a hottie.


- Matt