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This chickie arrived at my house a couple weeks ago.

Vanessa drove from Vegas and got here around midnight looking all tired and disheveled. In her baggy clothes I was wondering if she had any body at all? She seemed kinda dumpy looking.

Now she's essentially my roommate and I've witnessed a walking MIRACLE. A miracle that she hasn't ended up in jail, or got kidnapped or had a car wreck. She's a walking calamity. In fact she worked for Girls Gone Wild the other day and literally single handedly SHUT DOWN THEIR ENTIRE PROMOTION! That's right. They were doing a promotion at a crowded club when she backed the car she was driving into the wall of the club, breaking a gas main, setting off the fire sprinklers, flooding the club and evacuating the ENTIRE BLOCK (which included a gas station and a Blockbuster Video). When she woke up in the morning and told me about this - I thought she was exaggerating - untill I READ IT IN THE NEWSPAPER the next day! She ended up ruining the night for hundreds of people and causing thosands of dollars worth of damage......and guess what? Girls Gone Wild wants to HIRE HER BACK! LOL!!

I guess it was the thousands of dollars worth of free Newspaper publicity GGW got from the accident.

Anyway....if she wasn't so fucking crazy - she'd be totally bangable.

PS...she'll be at the Xfanzlive.com party tonight.

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