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Elliot Spitzer

I really hate these stories. It's a stupid story, popular because of the public's need for sex and salaciousness.

So now they are going to make the little hooker a celebrity. Why is it that Spitzer's career is ruined but she gets rich and famous? Why don't they prosecute her? The blame has to be spread around fairly. Spitzer is an idiot. If he can’t help his hooker addition, he could take a trip to Asia or Europe - fuck 10 times better looking chicks for a fraction of the price and the hookers wouldn’t have any idea who he was - nor would they care. The little singer wanna be’s goal is to let everybody know she's fucking a celebrity.

Then you have the Government spending resources on an elaborate sting operation over sex. They were reading texts, emails and listening to phone calls and transcribing it all. - "I want a blonde girl" - "Sorry Mr. Spitzer, we only have brunettes today." - Big fucking deal. THIS is how they're spending taxpayer’s money? What happened to terrorism and making our borders, cities and air travel safer? It's all a bunch of BS.

American Idol

Ah. Idol is one of my favorite shows. I’m addicted. However this year has turned out the worst bunch of no-talents to date. Why do these kids think they can sing? Oh because people like Paula Abdul validate them. Paula seems to be a super nice, compassionate person but she can’t muster up the balls to tell these kids the truth. They suck. Randy balances his critique with advice and Simon actually tells it like it is. Most of these contestants should go home and sing Karaoke at their local bar.

The American public is voting for them because these are the 12 choices offered. So we spend weeks conditioning 30 million people to accept that THIS is great singing and raising the bar of talent to a new low.

I suggest these contestants go do their homework. Get on Youtube or Myspace and cue up some of the amazing live performances of all the great singers in the world. Those sites have unknown singers better than American Idol’s crop.

Jasmine Jones, Plastic Surgery and Liposuction

Finally. Tomorrow I’m doing an intervention on one of the most popular Matt’s Models: Jasmine Jones aka Jayme. Presently she weighs in at 95 lbs soaking wet, yet she’s scheduled to have Liposuction on her stomach.

Most people I know think she is physically perfect. Her own Doctor told her she didn’t need it (but he’s gonna perform it anyway). Unless you are Jabba the Hut I don’t believe you need Lipo. The risks of Lipo are just one of the many reasons not to get it. Do you know you can't even find accurate or reliable info about the percentage of complications or death from Lipo? I wrote a Doctor about this and he said the best source is medical journals, but the information there is questionable too. Is it worth it?

Mostly she’s concerned with a little line across her stomach which apparently is not a result of anything except her own unique genetic makeup. Some people would find that attractive (including myself).

What I think it boils down to with Jayme and many young people is: UNHEALTHY SELF IMAGE. That’s what needs an adjustment.

As my friend Dr. B, a member of Matt’s Models, pointed out: What's next after lipo? Where does it end?

So I’ve invited some of our mutual friends over this Saturday afternoon to let Jayme know we think she is making a mistake.

What do you think? If you would like to let Jayme know your thoughts - please email me and I will share them at tomorrow's gathering.

- Matt

Jasmine Jones Check out Jasmine Jones's profile in my Model Directory! click here